665 years.
That’s how long it will take if I, or you, were to shake the hand of every body living today. Obviously there’s flaws in this hypothesis; by the time I’ve finished a year of shaking hands, those hands that I’ve shaken may have ceased to exist and new ones may have been created. Additionally as a work colleague pointed out, my hand might ache and disease could be ripe!
I was thinking the other day about how much I want to meet as many people on this planet as possible. I want to know their stories and dreams. What makes them tick, what helps them get back up after down times, what do they want to do with their lives?
Each and every person is wonderfully unique and different to the last.
I’ve had the joy of sharing the last two days with my older brother, Seb. Seb is moving out to Mbarara, Uganda to live and work with AIM, but first he flies to Kenya on Monday where he’ll be spending 3 weeks at a training conference for missionaries all throughout Africa. The rich culture will be so tangible and infectious. I’m reminded of my year studying in Sydney, Australia. Being among people of all ages and backgrounds expanded my mind, enlarged my perspective and strengthened me. I will never regret or forget my experiences; they are precious and humbling.
Recently, Rachel and I have been dancing around our living room to the live footage of Glastonbury 2011. The television was our stage as we pulled stupid dance moves, cheered the singers name and sang to every lyric we did and didn’t know. It was the feeling of community and togetherness that made our feet tap and hands clap. An estimated 177,500 people were at Glastonbury 2011 and many more enviously watching in their living rooms. Our good friend Chris Watt can certainly testify to this years experience.
What an incredible force it is when people come together for a common goal and purpose. That’s why I love live music.
Music brings people together.
On Saturday 24th June 2011, I made somewhat of a pilgrimage. Not to Bethlehem or St, James Park (Newcastle United Football Stadium) but to Sheffield. Yes, you read that right, Sheffield; the home town of my favourite band since I was a naïve rock loving teenager.
Ever since Arctic Monkeys released their first album, Whatever People Say I Am, That’s What I’m not, my life has changed; mostly for the good. Artcic Monkeys’ blunt and culturally aware lyrics have been my soundtrack for my juvenile and more mature days.
The only piece missing in the Arctic Monkeys puzzle was Alex Turner’s (lead singer) mouth; I was yet to see them live.
For many years, Rachel boasted that she had seen my heroes face to face whilst in a whirlpool moshpit at Leeds Festival easily trumping my claim of only seeing them on a DVD. However, the smug smirk was swiped away with one full swing of Alex Turner’s 6 string Fender at 21:15 hours on the historic Saturday night. A huge blue marquee in The Don Valley Bowl hosted 12,000 people and me that never wanted the night to end. Mr Turner and co entertained us as we gawped and sang back at them in what could be seen as unconditional idolatry.
Confession time: until Rachel and I moved house last weekend, I still owned a pristine poster of Alex Turner. Until now I just couldn’t get rid of my boyhood hero; how could I chuck in the bin like any other piece of junk mail! However, I’ve learnt a lot in my 24 years and I have washed my hands of this hold on my life. I have replaced this poster with a screenprint advertising the two nights Arctic Monkeys spent at the Don Valley Bowl, Sheffield. Incidentally, I had to shove the tube up my trouser leg throughout the gig to prevent it going missing.
As I said earlier, music unites people. Rachel and I arrived fairly early for the gig and sat on the grass outside the tent in festival style sipping local ale. The sun was actually shining upon us and the festival feel was rising. After I relieved myself at the gents porta-urinals (which is also a very communal outing for those in the know) we found the spot at which were to stand to listen to the support acts. Rachel was certainly more aware and analytical of those standing around us given her near death experience at her last Arctic Monkeys gig. Surrounding us were enough older looking fans that Rachel was happy to stay in front of the sound desk with little fear of being flung into a crowd surfing manoeuvre.
Getting to the point, we met a group of eight people who were slightly older than us but equally as passionate. We got chatting to a guy called Martin who worked and lived just up the road from the venue. He was extremely friendly and chatty asking all about us and what we did. Martin mentioned that I was extremely lucky to be married to girl as beautiful as Rachel but quashed any awkward situation by buying me a lager. Martin had very similar music taste to us and pretty much erupted with excitement when we mentioned that our first dance song at our wedding was a B side track by Athlete called Ordinary Angel. Let’s just say, the ice was broken and Rachel ended up on his shoulders as Arctic sang ‘Mardy Bum’ halfway through the gig.
When the gig finished and my jaw was clicked back into its natural position, we hugged and kissed our goodbyes to Martin and friends. We may never see or hear from Martin and co, or even Alex Turner and co, but the memories and handshakes will stay with me forever.
That’s eight handshakes down, only seven billion to go.
Thank you Martin and Arctic Monkeys for shedding that little bit more light on our rich, shiny, idol loving culture.